Kittyhawk 2.0

This is breaking news and I’m sticking around after my class, drinking a truly disgusting cup of cold nescafe to tell you about it.

Every year there’s a Redbull Festival in Bostanci, and local businesses participate in a model airplane making/flying contest, for the advertising. A friend of mine who works at a local language school, (names shall not be named, this is anonymous, after all) participated in the building but didn’t go to the festival. They built the plane out of iron. All the other planes were plastic or aluminum or something. It didn’t fly, and bashed the poor sap flying it so hard on the face he lost three teeth.

This was on the local news, where the reporter remarked, “They didn’t come to fly, they came to crash.”

Geçmış olsen, dude.

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